🎓 Turtle Lessons
BM 2026 → BM 2027 · Move Slow & Bite Things · Learn Everything
🧠 The Lessons
📖 How To Use Everything
📥 The big how-to dump is landing now — Shaka & crew are narrating gear videos into the Drive → pit transcriber → this library.
🍳 New Kitchen Rules — 2027 Edition
📥 Shaka is announcing the new kitchen rules — they get numbered and filed here as they land.
🛒 Buy For 2027
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📥 How to dump a lesson (the funnel)
- Say it to Terri 🐢 — kitchen Telegram chat or the Terri Chat on theshellpit.com. Start with “lesson:” or just say “for next year…” — she files it here with your name on it.
- Record it — narrate a video into the Turtle Build week Drive folder. The pit transcriber turns it into text and the lessons get mined out automatically.
- Type it — anyone with keys edits
data.json this board directly (shape law in the file header).